Well, it’s happening again, this time in Oregon.
Lawmakers are trying to position themselves as tough on substance abuse by proposing a punitive tax on that favorite substance of substance abusers: craft-brewed beer.
House Bill 2461 would impose a $49.61 tax on every barrel of beer produced in the state. Guess what the bill’s sponsors want to do with the revenue raised? Plow it into infrastructure programs? Nope. Actually begin building an alternative-fuel infrastructure so people can fuel cars based on non-petroleum fuels? Nope. Reduce the state deficit? Nope. The money would ‘ fund prevention, treatment and recovery programs for those addicted to alcohol and other substances.’
So who’s brewing beer in Oregon? Not Anheuser-Busch, Coors or Miller, who account for the overwhelming majority of beer consumed in the Beaver State. It’s the little guys who followed the good ol’ American dream and opened up their own craft breweries.
Obviously, that’s a great way to put the onus of dealing with addiction’s societal toll directly on those who produce it. I mean, what alcoholic worth his or her salt wouldn’t, when waking up with the shakes and soaked in their own urine, grab a fine IPA or smoked porter as beverage of choice ? Because after all, what people addicted to alcohol really care about is the quality of their buzz-delivery system. Vodka is too harsh, and the convenient portability of a hip-flask is negated by the cumbersome jug of mixer.
Oregon, of course, is also a prominent producer of wine. Fortunately, people with alcohol dependency don’t drink wine. It is instead consumed by urbane white-collar professionals, who along with their law degrees and Volvos acquire an immunity to alcoholism. One wonders how much wine is consumed at fundraising events sponsored by lawmakers Ben Cannon, Michael Dembrow, Jackie Dingfelder, Diane Rosenbaum, and William Morrisette, sponsors of the bill.
The beer industry has experienced a revival unlike any in modern history, especially in Oregon, with nearly 100 indie breweries and brewpubs providing jobs to thousands AND operating without the economies of scale enjoyed by major national manufacturers. Why not fuck that up? After all that’s why business exists, right? To serve as hosts for the tax-tapeworms of the State?
Of course, the generic assorted senators and representatives whose names appear on this bill don’t really give a crap if it passes; what’s important is the Look Of The Thing. Guess who’s gonna represent themselves as ‘tough on addiction’ during the next election cycle? The whole thing is a complete load of beaver crap.
To pull this in our economic times is cynical and amoral. But that never stopped a senator who sends his shoes in to have them cleaned after stepping on too many other people’s fingers, hard work, and beer suds on their climb up his own personal ladder of sanctimonious greed.
-Mark