On February 27th at 7pm, The Old Toad will be hosting a beer and cheese pairing. Join plucky English wenches Lucy and Claire as they guide through their select assortment of artisan cheeses and accompanying craft beers. I have no idea what cheeses they’ll feature, but you can bet it ain’t cracker barrel.

(I like Cracker Barrel, and those pre-wrapped slices. They’re much better than your snobby cheeses. Signed, KROC)

Sorry. inside joke. Anyway, the pairing is probably going to sell out. I’d get my ticket early. The cost is $25 not including tip, you cheap bastards. Just call the Toad at 585.232.2626 and they’ll hook you up. If you’re really lucky, you can even sit with me.

-Mark